Scene Detail

"Don't say we all die alone. It's insulting."


From: the Thirst collection
3 Characters
Gender Age Character Name
Either Adult: Any Age PAT
Either Adult: Any Age JORDAN
Either Adult: Any Age CASEY
 
Setup:
This is the playlet from the beginning. Read on...

Time - The present

Place - The restaurant

A Note On The Cast:
All characters can be portrayed by either gender, any age or race or sexuality.

(Pat needs to be an age that justifies the line: “By the time they were the age I am now, my parents were already married and divorced with two kids.” But this could be anywhere from mid-20s on up)

Feel free to experiment.

Another note on the cast:
They don’t have to be able to sing well, but the ability to at least carry a tune, if only a short distance, would be helpful. (This is particularly true of the actor or actress playing Casey.)

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Scene

copyright 2005 by Matthew A. Everett


HEAD ABOVE WATER (version 2.0)


CASEY, a man or woman, is discovered sitting at a table in a restaurant. They begin to sing. With luck, the audience will clue in and listen. Certainly, by the end of the song, Casey will have their attention.

The song is “Hi-Lili, Hi-Lo” - words by Helen Deutsch, music by Bronislau Kaper - sung in the movie “Lili” by Leslie Caron back in the early 1950s and covered over the intervening years by numerous others.


CASEY

(sings)

On every tree, there sits a bird
Singing a song of love.
On every tree, there sits a bird,
And every one I ever heard
Could break my heart without a word,
Singing a song of love.

JORDAN, a man or a woman, in a wait staff uniform, appears and joins CASEY at the table.

At some point during the song, JORDAN sits with CASEY and takes CASEY’s hand.


CASEY (cont’d)

(sings)

A song of love is a sad song.
Hi-lili, hi-lili, hi-lo.
A song of love is a song of woe.
Don’t ask me how I know.
A song of love is a sad song,
For I have loved and it’s so.
I’ll sit at the window and watch the rain.
Hi-lili, hi-lili, hi-lo.
Tomorrow I’ll probably love again --

From across the restaurant, PAT - another man or woman - joins in for the final refrain.



PAT and CASEY (cont’d)

(singing at the same time)

Hi-lili, hi-lili --
Hi-lo.

CASEY and JORDAN look over to PAT.

PAT smiles and waves.

CASEY, not sure what one does in the case of a perfect stranger joining in a public sing-along, gives an uncertain wave in return.

CASEY and JORDAN attempt to turn their attention back to one another.


JORDAN

It’s good to see you.

CASEY

You, too.

PAT

That’s such a lovely song.

Pause.


PAT (cont’d)

And you sing it so well.

Pause.


PAT (cont’d)

You have a beautiful voice.

CASEY

Thank you.

PAT

Is it karaoke night or something?

JORDAN

No.

PAT

Just felt like bursting into song all of a sudden, did you?

JORDAN

Can I get you something?

PAT

Oh no. No. Didn’t mean to interrupt. Sorry.

JORDAN

Because if you need anything --

PAT

No, no. Still perusing my menu here. Decisions, decisions. No need to --

JORDAN

I’ll be with you in a minute.

PAT

No hurry. Really. Got my water. Just sipping. Perusing. Deciding. Take all the time you need.

JORDAN

O.K.

PAT

K.O.

PAT focuses intensely on the menu.


CASEY

Maybe you should --

JORDAN

You okay?

CASEY

Me? Sure. I mean, (he/she)’s over there. I’m over here.

JORDAN

‘Cause I can --

CASEY

No.

JORDAN

I think I recognize (him/her).

CASEY

It’s okay. Really.

JORDAN

Okay.

CASEY

Kay-oh.
Not funny?

JORDAN

Not really.

CASEY

Go. Do your rounds.

JORDAN

I’ll be back.
Soon.

JORDAN goes.


PAT

I don’t think (he/she) likes me.

CASEY

It’s not you.

PAT

I think it kind of is.

CASEY

He’s just --

PAT

Protective.

CASEY

In general.

PAT

Can’t be too careful.

CASEY

These days.

PAT

Well, maybe you can.

CASEY

Excuse me?

PAT

Be. Too careful, I mean.

CASEY

Not really.

PAT

Don’t you think all the “worst case scenario/best defense is a good offense” stuff is keeping us from --

CASEY

Us?

PAT

Us - the big us. Society. Not you and me and the waiter “us.”

CASEY

Oh.

PAT

Besides, you’re -- I mean, with --

CASEY

Right.

PAT

And you’re not really my type anyway.

CASEY

Oh.

PAT

I don’t really have a type. That may be part of the problem.

JORDAN reappears.


JORDAN

Everything OK here?

PAT

Just ducky.

(gestures to CASEY, then him/herself)

Still over there. Still over here.

JORDAN

Any decisions?

PAT

Still perusing.

CASEY hands back the menu without looking.


CASEY

You know what I want.

JORDAN

No stabs at variety?

CASEY

Why keep searching when you’ve found what you’re looking for?

JORDAN

Can’t argue there.

CASEY

Wise (fellow/woman).

JORDAN

Back again.
Momentarily.

JORDAN goes for the drinks.


PAT

How do you do it?

CASEY

Do -- ?

PAT

Meet people.

CASEY

I don’t really think about.

PAT

You’re just approachable.

CASEY

Well --

PAT puts up his/her hands.


PAT

Not approaching.

JORDAN brings a drink for CASEY.

JORDAN then goes over PAT with a pitcher of water and fills PAT’s glass - as a warning.


JORDAN

Can’t have you getting dehydrated.

PAT

Do you ever think about killing your coworkers?

JORDAN

Is this a trick question?

PAT

People don’t just snap, right? I mean, there are warning signs. A person has to think about something like that. They don’t just do it.

JORDAN

Are you looking to get kicked out?

CASEY

Why is it even on the table anymore? Killing. Shouldn’t we be beyond that at this point?

PAT

There are so many other ways to resolve our differences.

CASEY

Exactly.

JORDAN

OK, what just happened?

PAT

Just having a conversation.

CASEY

Aren’t enough people dying already?

JORDAN

The answer to that question is always going to be “yes.”

CASEY

So there’s no point in asking? People are living on the street or having their homes washed away or blown up or they’re thousands of miles from home and getting shot at.

JORDAN

But what good does talking do?

CASEY

But if nobody’s talking about it, if nobody’s asking the questions -- I mean the problem doesn’t just go away if you turn your head and ignore it.

JORDAN

What exactly are you suggesting we do, rather than just “not ignore” it?

CASEY

What’s worth killing for? What’s worth dying for? Would you kill to save yourself?

JORDAN

I’d probably think too long. I’d hesitate. If someone was quick and determined enough, they’d probably kill me before I had a chance to react.

CASEY

Would you kill for someone else, to protect someone you love?

JORDAN

Maybe.

CASEY

Would you kill for me? To save me?

JORDAN

We’ve been dating for a week and a half.

CASEY

But don’t you think you should know?

PAT

Right now (he/she)’s probably just thinking about whether or not (he/she) should keep dating you.

JORDAN

We’re not required when we get up in the morning to consider, “OK, who am I going to have to kill to get through the day today and come back home in one piece.”

CASEY

Other people have to.

JORDAN

We’re not other people.

CASEY

People we know, have to.

JORDAN

Yes. But again, they’re not --

CASEY

“They” will be “us” if we’re not careful.

JORDAN

It’s a case by case thing, isn’t it? Really?

CASEY

Don’t you think you should know? That you should have it figured out and filed away in your head somewhere?
This is how far I will go.
This is what I’m willing to do.
This is what I consider “worth it.”
This is how far I will let others go, and beyond that point I will stand up and say, “No more.”
Otherwise you’re just abdicating responsibility for those decisions to people who probably shouldn’t be making them, have no right to be making them.

PAT

OK, just to be selfish for a minute, that’s all very well and good but personally, I’m more worried right now about dying alone.

JORDAN

We all --

PAT

Don’t say we all die alone. It’s insulting.

JORDAN

Well, we do.

PAT

Some people die more alone than others and you know it. Would you consider yourself to be in a relationship right now?

JORDAN

Why? Are you interested?

PAT

No. I mean, yes. I mean, that’s not the point, you’re sidetracking me. Yes or no.

JORDAN

Yes.

PAT

So you see each other or talk to each other every day?

CASEY

Yes.

PAT

See, I don’t think anyone would miss me.

JORDAN

Oh, be serious.

PAT

When I didn’t show up for work, they might be annoyed, but would they send anybody or would they just call?

JORDAN

Nobody assumes the worst. You think, “They forgot” or “They’re sick” or “They’re blowing us off.” You don’t immediately think, “Oh, I bet they’re dead.”

PAT

So how many days?

JORDAN

This is morbid.

PAT

You think I don’t know that?




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